{"id":30,"date":"2011-08-14T22:40:45","date_gmt":"2011-08-15T02:40:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thisview.org\/?p=30"},"modified":"2011-08-14T22:58:47","modified_gmt":"2011-08-15T02:58:47","slug":"my-inner-wonder-woman-refuses-to-stay-inside","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thisview.org\/?p=30","title":{"rendered":"My Inner Wonder Woman Refuses to Stay Inside"},"content":{"rendered":"

So, you spent all of summer being the wonder woman that you are, vanquising both supervillains and research with a kick of your trusty heeled boots.<\/p>\n

But now it’s almost time to go back to school, and every superhero fashionista knows that booty shorts and thigh highs should only be worn between Memorial Day and Labor Day.<\/p>\n

So what is the stylish academic amazon to do? After all, to face your 9am Philosophy 101 lecture, you’re going to need every ounce of superpower that you can find. A pair of jeans and sandals is as yawn-inducing as the early hour and the Lasso of Truth just looks out of place with a business suit and boring pumps.<\/p>\n

Ladies, I present your solution:<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>The heels for the discerning superheroine!<\/p>\n

These were inspired by the following Twitter conversation:<\/p>\n

@DrMRFrancis<\/a>:\u00c2\u00a0I want to take all the money I have left in my savings account and buy comics and beer and food. Who cares about the future?<\/p>\n

@Summer_Ash<\/a>:\u00c2\u00a0@DrMRFrancis<\/a>\u00c2\u00a0I often want to do the same, but where comics = shoes. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

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@seelix<\/a>:\u00c2\u00a0@Summer_Ash<\/a>\u00c2\u00a0I want to do the same for both shoes AND comics!<\/p>\n

@Summer_Ash<\/a>:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0@seelix<\/a>\u00c2\u00a0now I kinda want some kick-ass heels with a comic-print on them… (@DrMRFrancis<\/a>)<\/p>\n

And this is why I should not be allowed to have both wine and sewing supplies around at the same time.<\/p>\n

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So, you spent all of summer being the wonder woman that you are, vanquising both supervillains and research with a kick of your trusty heeled boots. But now it’s almost time to go back to school, and every superhero fashionista knows that booty shorts and thigh highs should only be worn between Memorial Day and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisview.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisview.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisview.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisview.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisview.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisview.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisview.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisview.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisview.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}